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Your 2009 New York Jets

With what I am considering to be the final nail in the coffin that holds the 2009 New York Mets (that being an unassisted triple play to end a game,) I am now washing my hands of that mess and moving on to what will hopefully be greener (‘gang’, yeah, I’m a riot) pastures.

I’m not sure why I’ve never done this before, but I’m going to take a stab at what I think their record will be at the end of the 2009 regular season, along with where I believe the wins and losses will come from.

Monday, January 4th should be comical.

Week 1 @ Houston - L (0-1)
Week 2 New England - L (0-2)
Week 3 Tennessee - W (1-2)
Week 4 @ New Orleans - W (2-2)
Week 5 @ Miami - W (3-2)
Week 6 Buffalo - W (4-2)
Week 7 @ Oakland - W (5-2)
Week 8 Miami - W (6-2)
Week 9 BYE
Week 10 Jacksonville - W (7-2)
Week 11 @ New England - L (7-3)
Week 12 Carolina - L (7-4)
Week 13 @ Buffalo - L (7-5)
Week 14 @ Tampa Bay - W (8-5)
Week 15 Atlanta - W (9-5)
Week 16 @ Indianapolis - L (9-6)
Week 17 Cincinnati - W (10-6)

Overall record of 10-6 with a divisional record of 3-3. Hopefully thats good enough for a Wild Card.

I repeat, January 4th should be an absolute hoot.